Will the Real Gary Bettman Please Stand Up!

Our agents can now confirm that NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and Count Dracula have never been seen in the same room, at the same time. 

We’re just saying. 

Dracula hypnotized villagers. Bettman hypnotized 32 billionaires into thinking Arizona hockey made sense.

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