Secret Scouting Report

VANCOUVER — One of HockeySpy.ca’s top undercover agents has leaked what appears to be a recent Vancouver Canucks scouting report.

With starting goalie Thatcher Demko battling recurring injuries in recent seasons, team brass has reportedly been exploring every possible option for reliable goaltending depth.

But one evaluation in particular stood out — and not in a good way. The report, accompanied by a rather telling photo, offered this blunt assessment:

“Forget this guy. I watched him play for our farm team twice this past weekend. In my opinion, he couldn’t stop a beach ball.”

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